Wash, rinse, repeat: Pre-dooming the iPhone
It’s a little early for Christmas but, let’s face it, any time is a good time for the Ghost of iPhones Future to visit Apple.
Writing for The Motley Fool, Ashraf Eassa defies the linear nature of time in order to doom the 2019 iPhone.
You, a dullard: “The 2018 iPhone is doomed!”
Ashraf Eassa, a learned man of letters: “I say the 2019 iPhone is doomed!”
How does he do it?