You know that final episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where the space anomaly travels backward in time to destroy humanity (spoiler)? That must be what Apple doom is like since we can detect it coming from devices the company hasn’t even announced yet.

Writing for the Forbes contributor network and unlicensed pet taxidermy school, Ewan Spence tells us that the “New iPhone Leak Guarantees Apple Will Disappoint You.” (No direct link but a tip o’ the antlers to @mylestaylor.)

Another day of tech news and another indication that Apple will be releasing an iPhone 6C in the first half of 2016.

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