Projection: Apple doom is always just around the corner
Hang on to your Apple Watches on this ride because some time travel may occur.
Wait, what year is it? Did the Macalope sleep through Christmas? Is this some sort of Rip Van Winkle situation?
By the way, The Rip Van Winkle Situation would not be the worst name for a band. The worst name for a band is Nickelback.