You will never guess who’s soon to be winning. Well, unless you read the title. Or are remotely familiar with tired pundit tropes.
Writing for the Forbes contributor network and Nigel Farage LARPing Academy (jokes torn unceremoniously from today’s headlines like a soggy Band-Aid!), Ben Sin says everything’s coming up Samsung! A-gain.
“With iPhone 7 Likely To Disappoint, This Fall Is Samsung's Time To Strike.”
Samsung is ever the coiled viper, Apple the unsuspecting and well-fattened bunny with a limp.
According to Sin, the iPhone 7 will be nothing but a in-flight fail sandwich from the food cart of Yesterday’s News Airlines, as Apple saves all its thunder for the iPhone 8 in 2017.