Are you ready? Ready to read the horrible secret about the iPhone X? The secret that Apple doesn’t want you to know?
Turns Out™… it’s a big phone!
And writing for the very lovely people and twisted homunculi and sausage-fingered headline writers at Business Insider, Dennis Green says enough is enough.
“I’ve been using my iPhone X for nearly a month, and I’ve decided I hate it.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Nathan and Nick.)