The future always belongs to Samsung! Instead of having to make up for blowing up peoples phones, they’re once again set to beat Apple. All is forgiven!

Writing for the Forbes contributor network and remedial Cookie Clicker institute, Ewan Spence says the “New Galaxy S8 Leak Will Challenge Apple's Dominance.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)

Not the phone, just the leak! This is how fragile Apple has become. Like naught but the gossamer wings of faeries, it ’tis.

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