We’re counting down the days to the end of 2016. (Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, 2016! Or do. We don’t care. Just go.) Let the hyperbolic analysis of Apple’s very bad awful year begin!

Writing for Recode, Ina Fried complains that “All Apple gave us in 2016 was a thinner iPhone, a touch bar and too many dongles.” (Tip o’ the antlers to @JonyIveParody.)

Let’s face it, it wasn’t Apple’s best year.

OK, yes. That’s fair. Frankly, though, 2016 wasn’t great for most people. Or mammals in general.

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