The Macalope wishes there was some phrase about lies and statistics that he could use. He really does. Alas, no one has ever made one up so we’ll just have to wade into this piece about Apple Pay on our own. Sad, really.

Writing for The Motley Fool, Sam Mattera asks “Is Anyone Using Apple Pay?”

[Confusedly raises hoof.]

That sound you hear now is the gears grinding as we downshift from “Apple Pay” in the headline to “mobile payments” in the subhead.

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Recent surveys from Trustev suggest most consumers aren't using Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, or Android Pay.

To read this article in full or to leave a comment, please click here